Aint Everybody Loves Raymond Parody
Oh, two nice cocks today, white-haired, 63-year-old mother, grandmother and divorcee Jeannie Lou says at the start of this scene as she strokes the guys through their pants. "One in my pussy, one in my ass. Which one do I do first? Or do I get both of them?" You get both of them, Jeannie Lou. "It's so fucking hot. So juicy," she says. So hot and slutty. That's Jeannie Lou, who hopes to one day open a brothel. Considering how much she loves cock, we figure she won't just be running it. By the way, turns out she gets both of the cocks at the same time, one in her pussy, one in her ass. It's double-penetration time. Jeannie Lou is a nudist and a swinger. She once told us, "I do a lot of threesomes at home." She also told us that she views life as an adventure. This is Jeannie Lou's DP Adventure. Enjoy. She did.
Supposedly, people are tired of politicians who keep doing things the same old way and expect anything to change. But 50-year-old Elektra Lamour is not one of those politicians. She's an outsider, a woman who wants to do things a new way, her way. So when the guy who's applying for the job as her campaign manager shows up at her office, Elektra tells him that she wants to have a more hands-on, one-on-one approach to working with people and getting votes. She wants to attract the blue-collar workers. Or did she say boob-collar workers? Either way, the guy gets the hint, and before long, he's having some one-on-one time with Elektra's big tits, hairy pussy and tight asshole. He fucks her in the ass right there on the office desk and then he cums on her hairy pussy, making a real mess of it. Elektra is married. She's a mother and grandmother. She's been fucking on-camera for nearly 20 years, and she's been an escort, too. She's fucked such stars as Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy. She loves watching porn almost as much as she does making it. And she doesn't have to worry about making porn great again because it already is great. At least at 50PlusMILFs.
From behind a seated Chloe Rose, JMac takes handfuls of her heavy, ripe-'n'-ready big boobs encased in her brassiere and plays the jiggly-jiggly game with them. Chloe tells him they're 38E. Reaching down, he rubs Chloe's panty-covered pussy while his other hand still palms her left breast. Holding her bra straps, he continues his boob-quake play, then takes each impressive breast out of the cups. This Texas cutie has glorious breasts. Chloe's tits are patted and rubbed in close-up. Her hand is guided to his bulge so she can squeeze it while she's boob-handled. Removing his hands, he instructs Chloe to bounce her bodacious baps because everyone loves boobs in motion. Chloe is asked if she wants his boner between her boobs. She does, indeed. He takes his cock out of his pants and Chloe opens her mouth to take it in and suck it. This may be her first time on-camera giving a guy a blow job but from what she's doing to his stiffening tool, Chloe's special talent is more than dancing. "I had a threesome with my best friend on her wedding night," Chloe said, proving that there's a lot more to some girls-next-door than we might guess. "I like girls but I like men better." Chloe alternates between sucking and tit-banging her new fuck friend as shees around the couch to rest her breasts on the cushions. JMac vaults over the couch and, ever the gentleman, gives Chloe a place to sit: his pole. The sexy brunette climbs on board facing him for a penetrative party and rides his baloney pony like the Texas cowgirl she is.
Alright, gloryholers, you asked for 'More' and that's what we're giving you, Alex More, that is! Please welcome 27-year-old Alex to the booth. You may recognize her from her epic gangbang over on our other site, GangbangCreampie.com, where she took five big loads in her luscious, large-lipped pussy. She gives us a Sharon Stone-inspired peek at those lips in the opening seconds of this interview; but don't worry, you'll see MORE of it later. See what I did there? Those five loads she took between her legs are nothing compared to the TEN LOADS she will be swallowing from strangers today. Fortunately for us, Alex is a cum fanatic! She loves it everywhere: in her mouth, down her throat, in her pussy, in her ass, pretty much anywhere she can get it. She'll be getting plenty on her tongue and into her stomach today. Just sucking dick is enough to give Alex an orgasm. Her record is 110 orgasms in one day! Alex is a sexual submissive, so she gets majorly turned on when the hands reach through the holes and start fondling her mid-interview. Remember how she said she likes cum everywhere? Keep an eye out for lucky cumshot #5 who gets to cum on Alex's big pussy lips. She even backs up on the cock a little to push some of the cum inside. Hot! Make sure you watch all the way through to the end to see Alex finger and vibe herself to a gushing, squirting orgasm. We're pretty sure you'll be asking for more of Alex More, but tell us just how much more you want in the comments below. Come back next week to see which starlet with an amusing name winds up in the booth here on GloryholeSecrets.com!
You'll love this girl named Mer and that's a guarantee. Mer's modeled for restaurants and clothing stores and modeled for merchandise like watches. The camera loves her. The staff at XLGirls love her. Mer was discovered by the same model finder with an eye for natural talent who discovered Kim Velez, Lucy Rodriguez, Sofia Damon and many other busty Colombian stars. As Mer matured, she had the biggest boobs in her neighborhood and among her friends. She's always gotten loads of attention, and not only because of her fantastic breasts and booty. She's pretty, photogenic and has a girl-next-door personality. Once you see Mer, you don't forget her. In this scene, Mer is dressed in a see-through halter top under a jacket and ripped jeans, and high heels. She undresses seductively, rolling around her bed and teases with sexy eye contact, bouncing boob play and twerking. Mer fancies toys and here she has a big one, a huge cock toy that she sucks on to get it wet for her pussy so she can tit-fuck it and masturbate.
Monday is here at last, and now our time with Kat is finished. Not before you get some BTS action of her Greeting the Meat! Kats on her knees, and she's as happy as can be! But what else could we expect from someone so chippy and upbeat? She's ready to suck some cocks, which is something she absolutely loves to do. We don't keep her from her task long, and she gets right too it. She does a nice quick little go 'round making sure she gets everyone before slowing it down a bit and taking some time to appreciate each one. As she goes around she really goes for the gusto on those cocks. She gets them nice and sloppy, putting her throat to good use. She gets so into it she even gets a nice little workout commenting on such. Finally everyone is ready and the guys get their cocks all over her face before it's time to Fuck Fill and Feed her! That's a wrap on this one folks! Great week, great lady, great chemistry, lots of fun! Next week is more of the same so get ready! As always let us know what you though of Kat, in the comments section, the members area forum, and members area poll! We love your feedback!
