Aint Everybody Loves Raymond Parody
Ambitious maid Lady Gang will clean the whole house, whether Pavlos, working from home, needs space or not. Both are in the man's home office, and Lady dusting shelves right beside Pavlos' head. Sure, he loves having Lady's pretty boobs wiggling before his eyes, but he'd rather focus on work. When Lady bends down to empty the wastepaper basket, Pavlos almost snaps. Her delicious booty makes him instantly hard. The only option's to jerk off and get back to work, but first, he has to lure Lady out. Knowing how the maid is dedicated to tidying, Pavlos makes paper balls and toss them towards the exit. As she bends down to pick them up, Lady notices her boss' hard dick under the desk. It's a really good thing that Lady's as excited by cocks as she is by chores!
Casey Kisses is having a stressed out day at work. When custodian, Dale Savage asks her whats wrong, she gives him a wink and shoves her books on the ground so that he'd have to bend over and pick them up. Dale sneaks up from behind her and puts a ball-gag in her mouth. He strips her naked and lays her on her back, on top of her desk. With leather ankle cuffs, Casey's legs are lifted up and attached to a spreader bar. Dale rubs and squeezes her big perfect tits and helps himself to a mouthful of her hard cock. Casey gets clover clamps attached to her nipples and loves the pain mixed with pleasure. Dale spanks her ass, deep-throats her big cock and then gets out a leather flogger to hit her ass and thighs. He kisses her over the ball-gag, lets her out of her restraints, and tells her to get on her knees. Dale fucks her mouth while she strokes her hard cock, loving every second of it. They get up onto the leather couch and into a hot 69 position and fuck each others throats. After that Casey presents her ass to Dale and he goes to town licking her asshole while he strokes her cock. Dale then slides his hard cock inside her pretty asshole and fucks her fast, hard, and raw. After she takes a pounding in doggie she flips over and puts her long legs behind her head and gets her ass fucked some more. Dale fucks her ass while stroking her hard cock and he fucks the cum right out of her. He uses her cum as lube and continues fucking. Casey is told to get on her knees and Dale fucks her mouth until he cums.
Oh, two nice cocks today, white-haired, 63-year-old mother, grandmother and divorcee Jeannie Lou says at the start of this scene as she strokes the guys through their pants. "One in my pussy, one in my ass. Which one do I do first? Or do I get both of them?" You get both of them, Jeannie Lou. "It's so fucking hot. So juicy," she says. So hot and slutty. That's Jeannie Lou, who hopes to one day open a brothel. Considering how much she loves cock, we figure she won't just be running it. By the way, turns out she gets both of the cocks at the same time, one in her pussy, one in her ass. It's double-penetration time. Jeannie Lou is a nudist and a swinger. She once told us, "I do a lot of threesomes at home." She also told us that she views life as an adventure. This is Jeannie Lou's DP Adventure. Enjoy. She did.
Supposedly, people are tired of politicians who keep doing things the same old way and expect anything to change. But 50-year-old Elektra Lamour is not one of those politicians. She's an outsider, a woman who wants to do things a new way, her way. So when the guy who's applying for the job as her campaign manager shows up at her office, Elektra tells him that she wants to have a more hands-on, one-on-one approach to working with people and getting votes. She wants to attract the blue-collar workers. Or did she say boob-collar workers? Either way, the guy gets the hint, and before long, he's having some one-on-one time with Elektra's big tits, hairy pussy and tight asshole. He fucks her in the ass right there on the office desk and then he cums on her hairy pussy, making a real mess of it. Elektra is married. She's a mother and grandmother. She's been fucking on-camera for nearly 20 years, and she's been an escort, too. She's fucked such stars as Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy. She loves watching porn almost as much as she does making it. And she doesn't have to worry about making porn great again because it already is great. At least at 50PlusMILFs.
From behind a seated Chloe Rose, JMac takes handfuls of her heavy, ripe-'n'-ready big boobs encased in her brassiere and plays the jiggly-jiggly game with them. Chloe tells him they're 38E. Reaching down, he rubs Chloe's panty-covered pussy while his other hand still palms her left breast. Holding her bra straps, he continues his boob-quake play, then takes each impressive breast out of the cups. This Texas cutie has glorious breasts. Chloe's tits are patted and rubbed in close-up. Her hand is guided to his bulge so she can squeeze it while she's boob-handled. Removing his hands, he instructs Chloe to bounce her bodacious baps because everyone loves boobs in motion. Chloe is asked if she wants his boner between her boobs. She does, indeed. He takes his cock out of his pants and Chloe opens her mouth to take it in and suck it. This may be her first time on-camera giving a guy a blow job but from what she's doing to his stiffening tool, Chloe's special talent is more than dancing. "I had a threesome with my best friend on her wedding night," Chloe said, proving that there's a lot more to some girls-next-door than we might guess. "I like girls but I like men better." Chloe alternates between sucking and tit-banging her new fuck friend as shees around the couch to rest her breasts on the cushions. JMac vaults over the couch and, ever the gentleman, gives Chloe a place to sit: his pole. The sexy brunette climbs on board facing him for a penetrative party and rides his baloney pony like the Texas cowgirl she is.
