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The hot cougar into extreme bondage is hard to find. We're truly blessed to know one quite well. Becca Diamond, one hot and amazing woman with a rising career in the sex industry, is no stranger to Fetish Network. The last Master she served had a big black cock she enjoyed worshiping. We're delighted to share Becca Diamond's second round. It's been decided it's time for our Diamond to endure her first rope suspension. That's right! We love Becca for rope bondage. The tight rope is tempting against her muscles. She's been in the dungeon for awhile, tied to a crate, her legs kept open and mouth available for use. Her Master wants to prepare her before he hangs her on the wall. He shoves his big black dick deep in Becca's mouth, fucking her throat, making her slob all over it. The spit allows Brooklyn to pile in her rubber dick deeper in Red's throat. Spit is dripping off her face. He doesn't need to work so hard. Diamond bobs her own head on his dick, enjoying every inch. He wants to see her squirt. He pulls out a vibrator which usually does it every time. He fingers her g-spot as he grindings the wand against her thick clit. Her pussy is like a hose. She's ready for the wall! Rope is wrapped around her hips, knees, ankles and wrists, legs spread apart, feet off the floor. What happens next is one of the hottest moments on Fetish Network. Becca's Master has full access to her sweet pink pussy. With the same XXL dick, he pound her pussy in, fucking her rough, using the ropes to fuck her deeper and faster. Becca actually struggles. Seems the suspension may be too much for her. But she wants to please her Master and swings herself onto his dick, ball gag in her mouth the entire time, hands gripping her neck. Her clit gets a bit of vibration torment, cumming more times she can handle. Let's see if Becca returns after this slave training session. <span style="color:#F90;">Added: February 19,
Eliza Eves is a babysitter. She knocks on the door of a house, thinking it's the home of her newest client, Mrs. Donovan. However, she actually has the wrong address, and Sheena Ryder answers the door. Eliza believes that Sheena is Mrs. Donovan, and introduces herself as the new sitter. Seeing how hot Eliza is, Sheena decides to play along, claiming that she is indeed Mrs. Donovan. She invites Eliza inside. Inside the house, Sheena tries to maintain the ruse that she is Mrs. Donovan and that she actually has a little bundle of joy for Eliza to look after... but in reality, Sheena is NOT a parent! As Sheena and Eliza chat, Sheena has to continuously make things up about her non-existent little darling. When Eliza asks to see the little one's favorite toy, Sheena hastily leaves the room for a moment to go get it. Sheena - obviously scrambling - returns a moment later with a whisk, claiming that THIS is the favorite toy. Sheena then decides to make her move before Eliza asks further questions, and starts flirting with her. At first, Eliza is confused by this turn of events, but Sheena manages to convince her that it'll be fun. They start making out, and then progress to touching each other's breasts, and eating each other's pussies... By the time Eliza figures out that she's at the wrong address, she's had such a great time that she doesn't mind at all!
I love threesomes, blonde Spanish doll Bridgette B. said, "but only if the guys are really into it." How could a man not be into fucking this sexy beauty? Peter and Tony definitely are. They fuck her mouth and pussy, filling both at the same time, and cum all over her tits, which is exactly where a load of cum belongs, if you ask me (and even if you don't ask me). Bridgette is one of those girls who got into porn because she loves sex. And let's stop right there for a minute: I think 99% of girls who do porn get into it for the sex. They might tell their friends (or families) that they're doing it for the money or as a way to express themselves, but just about every porn star I've ever met truly loves sucking and fucking on-camera. I've even seen some of these girls sucking and fucking porn studs off-camera in the studio when the cameras weren't rolling, just because they wanted cock. So, basically, Bridgette will do it anywhere because she loves to fuck and is always horny. "I tried to have sex in my college library, and let's just say it didn't work out because I am really loud and the library is really quiet, so you could hear everything, from the zipper being pulled down to me asking him, 'Did you bring a condom?'" Bridgette said. "Everybody could hear me, but they waited a half-hour before they came up and took us away." And that was before she became a porn star. You could say some things in life are inevitable. "I love sucking toes and I love big boobs," Bridgette said. "I like mind-fucking as foreplay. I can handle as much sex as any guy can give me. My favorite position depends on how long and thick my partner's cock is. I love girls who know how to actually eat pussy. And when I give a guy a blow job, I like to spit on his cock a great deal. The sloppier I get the better. Most guys like a messy blow job with lots of spitting. In fact, I've never met a
We've seen brickhouse brunette Scarlet LaVey sharing a cock with Nikki Smith in a bad girl-good girl scene, although, really, when two girls are sucking and fucking on-camera, who's to say who's the good girl and who's the bad girl? Here, Scarlet has the cock all to herself. She's being photographed. She's wearing sexy lingerie. The photographer gets so turned-on by Scarlet that he decides to put down the camera and feed his cock to her mouth and pussy. Obviously, there was a backup cameraman. Otherwise, we never would have had this scene. This was one of Scarlet's first hardcore scenes, shot when she was only 20 years old. She has the sex moves of a mature woman, but in-person, she can be a bit shy and she acts youthful. Yes, those tits can be a distraction. How can a girl who's so young have such huge tits? Well, she can. We see it all the time. At least at SCORELAND, we do. "I am actually a dancer," Scarlet said. "I danced ballet, jazz, tap and modern for most of my childhood and teenage years, so I work out doing a lot of stretching and dancing. It helps to keep me flexible and keep my body in shape. There are a lot of routines that I do and a lot of moves that keep me limber and help me stretch out my back and legs and stuff. Dancing is actually really good for you because it keeps you flexible. People don't know how hard it is to be a dancer." Well, if she wants to talk about it, we're all ears, but we're going to stare at her tits while she does. Speaking of which, Scarlet said, "When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act. I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when ites to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, 'Oh, my god! Those are real!' really loudly. I was like, 'Yeah they
Mandy is 19 years old, 5'5", weighs 123 pounds, wears 34B bras and prefers booty shorts. Mandy found herself wishing for a hard dick, so she called us up and asked if we could give her some hardcore action if she took time off from work and drove to Miami from her home in Fort Worth, Texas. You never refuse a redhead who wants to fuck...and here she is. "I have a very short fuse; I cum in, like, two minutes when my clit's being licked," Mandy said. "I think it surprised Brad when I orgasmed as he was licking me. Then, once that first one was out of the way, I came, like, twice more as we were screwing: I didn't expect that, either. I like to take it slow when it comes to sex. I'll do it in any position that the guy wants to try, and I can cum in any position. But when I'm emotionally close to a guy, I love getting into the missionary position and cumming that way so I can look into his eyes as he cums with me. I know that sounds a bit soppy, but I've actually talked about it with some of my friends and they all agree with me. So, guys, if the girl you're screwing wants to go missionary and cum with you, it probably means that she's got feelings for you. Be warned. I don't mind if a guy asks to cum on my face, over my boobs or in my mouth. If I've already cum, I really don't care. But, given the choice, I'd rather he came inside me because it feels so damned good. I loved screwing Brad with the cameramen watching us; it made it all the more exciting. Well, there have been a few times that I've fucked a guy while my girlfriend and her guy were screwing on the next bed, so I'm not shy about fucking in front of other people."
Dani Dare, a 54-year-old wife and mom with big tits and a bangin' body, is in bed and fucking herself with a toy when her son's best friend shows up. Basically, he walks in on her while her glass dildo is buried inside her pussy and another toy is on her clit, and to say he's astonished is an understatement. "Johnny's mom?" he says. "Mrs. Dare, what're you doing?" Um, Dude, what do you think she's doing? She's fucking herself. She's horny. "This isn't okay," he says. Actually, it's a lot better than okay. It's great and it's going to get better. "You're my best friend's mom," he says. "I need to fix this." He fixes "this" by removing the dildo from her pussy. "We're not even going to have dinner first and now we go from zero to hero?" she says, teasing him but not really teasing because teasers aren't pleasers. Mrs. Dare is definitely a pleaser. At this point, Dani takes over, and what happens next? Well, you're at 50PlusMILFs. You know the answer to that.
Kim Kreme, a 41-year-old wife and mom from the Phillipines, opens her first-ever on-camera fuck scene by taking a shower. She steps into the shower and gets her sexy body all wet. She soaps herself up and rinses herself off. You can see how much she enjoys touching herself. But now what? Kim steps out of the shower and dries herself off. She's going to get dressed, right? Well, wrong. Bare-assed naked, Kim walks into her living room and sits down on the couch. She's going to relax au natural. But then some guy shows up. Time for her to put on some clothes, right? Well, wrong. "Kim, what are you doing there?" he asks. "I'm just relaxing," she says. "You can call me Mom." Mom? "I'm not going to call you Mom," he says. "You're my step-mother." Kim doesn't care, and she's not going to put on any clothes. She stands up to clean up a little, bending over the couch, ass in the air, fuck holespletely exposed. Milan can't keep his eyes off of her, and now he has a problem: his hard-on. Actually, it's not a problem. At least not for Kim, who touches his legs and crotch. "You're my step-mother," he protests. Weakly. Finally, he gives in. Resistance is futile when a woman like Kim has your cock in her mouth, even if she is your step-mother. Before long, he's fucking his step-mother every which way, really ramming her hard, and Kim is cumming hard. He finishes off my cumming in her pussy. And that's the story of Kim Kreme's first fuck scene.
Sometimes when girlse to The SCORE Group and unleash their big tits, it's the start of a long, fruitful relationship with SCORELAND, the mags and the readers and members. That happens frequently. And sometimes, the girlse to The SCORE Group, unleash their big tits a handful of times and move on with their lives, never to be seen again, at least with their racks out for all the world to see. That happens more frequently than I'd like. It's happened recently with Lissa Hope (who actually fucked before she disappeared) and Dina Sahari, and it happened several years ago with H-cup Lara Jones, who actually had two different sessions in our satellite studio in Europe before she moved on with her life. With her big, heavy, chest-dominating naturals, Lara was one of the greats. She could have been even greater. Girls who are short 'n' naturally stacked are hard toe by and easy to cum to. Please excuse that horrible pun. "I like to show my boobs," Lara said. "If I didn't feel this way, I would not be at SCORELAND. I am not shy about showing them. I like to be admired and it makes me feel good. It made me feel really good when I saw myself on the cover of the magazine." That was for the January 2018 issue of Voluptuous. She was also the covergirl of two movies, including one devoted entirely to her. That's how good we thought she was. Lara likes topare herself to other girls. "I always look because I always want to know if there can exist girls with bigger boobs than mine. I can't imagine that there are, but I am very interested to see. You never see girls with boobs as big as mine." Well, actually, we do. Right here. But I get the point.
Claudia KeAloha's favorite way to take care of a guy she's in bed with? "Well as you may have seen in my videos I love giving head," says Claudia. "I love to get my guy very hard by giving him head before I let him in my pussy." One of the things a guy can do to please the busty lapdancer to no end is to worship the fuck out of her big tits and that's what she wants Rocky to do. Once he does, Claudia is all over his cock, sucking it down deep and squashing it inside her boob valley. This scene is smokin' hot thanks to her. When Claudia fucks with a guy, she's hot, passionate and frantic. Dirty words pour of her mouth and her lusty moans fill the bedroom. Claudia is one of the rare SCORE Girls who says the word cunt. The harder she's fucked, the hornier she gets. Rocky fills her pussy deep, stretching her pussy good. She grinds on it like she's giving his cock a lap dance. Fucking doesn't get any hotter. "I love titty squeezing and sucking foreplay. Kissing and my tits being sucked make me cum the hardest. I want my partner toe in my mouth or on my tits." When their wild coupling reaches its peak, super-sexy Claudia opens her mouth to drink the nut-milk of his balls. Some of it lands on her big breasts. She licks her fingers to get as much as she can in her cum-covered mouth. SCORE: Do guys in clubs recognize you from SCORE? What is their reaction the first time, if they do. Claudia: Yes! They can't believe it's actually me. They check their phones and look at my links. SCORE: Is your sex drive stronger now than when you were just beginning to explore your sexuality? Claudia: Yes, like with everything else, experience counts, dear. Now I know what I want and how I want it. SCORE: Has dancing in a club and modeling increased your sexual appetite or would it be the same without that environment? Claudia: It has increased my knowledge of how to please a man. My sex drive was always high.
Welcome back GangbangCreampie fans to a truly exceptional installment of the WORLD'S BEST FIRST GANGBANG! This week features perky, big eyed MILF, Dee Williams. You might think her name should be Double-D Williams with those huge tits of hers, but in this interview, we learn that her boobs are actually more like Fs or Gs (Fuckin' Gigantic!). Those of you who were big fans of last week's episode with Syren Demer will be excited to know that Dee and Syren are good friends and share a lot of qualities, on and off the gangbang table. If you liked the action in Syren's gangbang last week, you are going to love Dee's upcoming performance with the Cocksmen this week. As we talk to Dee, she teases us with her seemingly innocent Southern drawl as she educates us on the subject of sofa antimacassars, but somehow the conversation just circles back to her huge tits and how much she likes to get gangbanged. Dee tells us this will be her first onscreen gangbang with multiple creampies, and boy is she about to make it a good one! The Cocksmen are standing ready just off camera and Dee does not want to make them wait. Stay tuned for Dee's highly anticipated gangbang where she tries to outdo her friend Syren in getting FUCKED, FILLED, AND FED!
Victoria June is on the phone with a girlfriend and she's venting about a creepy guy who's been stalking her and making her feel uncomfortable. When she realizes the time, she gets off the phone to get ready for work. Little does she know that when she walks out, dressed in the sexiest lingerie, that very same guy is there to greet her. Justin Hunt just stares at her as she asks him what the hell he's doing there. She's had enough as she demands to know how he found out that she works there. He responds by blackmailing her, saying that it would be a shame if everyone at school found out that she works there. Having no room to move, she asks him what he wants. He simply wants a massage. She tells him fine but she's not taking off her clothes and he agrees. He takes his clothes off and gets ready. She reluctantly pours the shower gel in her hand and starts working on his back. She's so grossed out and just wants to get this over with. She's on her knees, massaging his legs, when he turns around to unveil a raging hard-on. She can't believe her eyes as she turns away asking him to shower off the gel as they move to the next step. When he enters the bath, he asks her if she's coming in too. She just stares at him, wondering how the hell she arrived at this moment in her life. He asks her to remove her top: he says that he's allergic to the material she's wearing. Not given much of a choice, she takes it off and enters the bath. When he starts jerking off, she tells him to get on the mat immediately so they can get this over with. Pouring the gel all over him, he asks her if she's ever gonna actually give him a massage as she's barely touched him so far. She complies as she glides on top of him. She can't help but notice how perfect his dick is and despite the fact that he's a huge weirdo, she decides that she wants it inside her.
If you're not a geek in an IT department, you could fast-forward right away to the cock-sucking, but why not enjoy Amy's tight cardigan show which opens this video? She's an Otis Sweat painting made flesh. Seeing Amy Anderssen jerk a hard cock until it explodes cum into her mouth, which then drips on her huge hooters, is one of the highlights of "Hittin' The Mega-Boobed Office Hottie." But let's backtrack. Aputer nerd has been asked by Amy to fix herputer at work. This is a great fantasy for any guy who ever worked in the IT department and dreamed of banging a co-worker with big tits. Actually, big is not the word for Amy Anderssen's rack. Giant, fucking knockers is more appropriate. SCORE veterans may remember Amy when she first appeared in April 2007 SCORE magazine. She did not look like she does now. Back then she was Jayna James. She was a blonde Canadian from Ontario with a hot body and big, but smaller, boobs. "I was totally different," Amy recalled. "I had way smaller breasts. I think then I was around 900ccs. I was totally blonde. I used to wear blue contacts. I used to always use spray tans. That was basically what was happening seven years ago. I was playing that part seven years ago, and now I'm going with my natural hair color, my natural eye color and I do less tanning."
The time has finally come for pregnant EIGHTEEN-YEAR-OLD Indica. No, it's not time for her to give birth yet, but that will be coming soon enough in just over a month! The time has come for expectant Indica to get FUCKED, FILLED, AND FED. Her gangbang opens up with a shot of her already stroking one of her Cocksmen's cocks while getting her full, lactating boobs fondled by another. The milk starts spraying out of her nipples long before the cream starts filling her baby chute, but it really keeps her Cocksmen entertained (and turned on). Randy seems to particularly enjoy it. That cute, pink romper doesn't last long on Indica. She gets barefoot and pregnant pretty quickly. She actually keeps her shoes on for a while, but she stays pregnant throughout her gangbang. The Cocksmen lube up Indica's pregnant pussy with some coconut oil, then apply generous helpings to her baby bump and the rest of her body to accentuate her pregnant glow. Several of the Cocksmen go down on Indica to GREET THE PLEATS. She hasn't seen her own pussy in months, but Chris helps her by taking a picture on his phone and showing it to her. It makes her so happy. All the guys take their first turns with Indica in mish, then they put her on her side for some s'mish. It's here where the 'pies start droppin'. Indica's warm, swollen, pregnant pussy was too good for the Cocksmen to hold back for too long. Randy puts creampie #1 in Indica for her first preggo 'pie. It comes oozing out quickly before Randy scoops it up and feeds it back to Indica's greedy mouth. In order to give a break to Indica's pregnant back, the Cocksmen move her to the chair and splay her across it for some awesome spit-roasts. The chair almost breaks before Indica moves back to the pedestal for some rides and an Eiffel Tower between Kyle and Randy. Creampie #2 comes courtesy of Kyle once Indica is back on her back with her hands and mouth full of dicks. Next we
I just got measured, Roxi Red said. "I'm a 44-JJ." And guess who measured her sensational naturals? JMac, a man who has seen a lot of big tits in his day but couldn't believe the size of Roxi's heavy hooters. Of course, being the man that he is, after he was finished measuring Roxi, JMac sucked and fucked her tits. So, woman that she is, Roxi returned the favor by sucking his dick and giving up her pussy. And after he was done fucking her pussy, JMac fucked her tits some more and came all over them. This reminds me of an email we recently received from SCORELAND member Tony, who wrote, "The SCORE Group team is so good at assembling the best-breasted women around, so much so that it puts one in a situation where you would not actually bang any of these girls simply because you'd never get past their tits. Really, you'd have to skip the top totally and bang them first. Otherwise you'd be bogged down in tit forever." JMac did not be "bogged down in tit forever" but only because our videographer was there to direct him from Roxi's tits to her pussy. JMac told us he would've been very happy just fucking Roxi's tits. In this video, Roxi explains how she likes her breasts handled and played with. "I like them touched gently," she says. "A little touch with your tongue. They're very heavy, about 13 pounds apiece." We'd be willing to do the heavy lifting if Roxi's tits were involved.
Maddie Cross, the 55-year-old wife and mom who has be an instant sensation here at 50PlusMILFs, has some alone time. Her husband and son are gone, so she sits on her couch, lies back, spreads her legs and starts playing with her pussy through her crotchless panties. Maddie is enjoying herself, but she doesn't know that someone else is enjoying her at the same time: Nicky, her son's best friend, who's watching her through her sliding-glass doors. He actually takes out his cock and starts jacking off in broad daylight, and Maddie catches him. "Nicky, get in here," she says. "You're out there jacking off. You've been doing this a while. I can tell." "Sorry," he says, feebly. "I'm going to teach your ass a lesson," she says. Uh-oh. Now he's really in trouble...or is he? "Today, you're gonna fuck me," she says. "What about Mr. Cross?" he says. "This is just between you and me. I'm going to teach you a big lesson." Sounds like a damn good lesson, especially when Mrs. Cross has him sit down and starts sucking his cock. And his balls. And sits on his face and grinds her cunt into his mouth, her tits hanging enticingly. And lies back so he can eat her pussy. And bounces up and down on his rod. And he fucks her big, tan-lined tits and cums all over them. We're kinda wondering what lesson Nicky learned from this. Always peep on hot MILFs while they're masturbating? Okay!
Canela Skin likes to keep her place clean, but unfortunately for her, her boyfriend Jordi ENP - a real man of leisure - is a total slob - and a horny one at that. Although Canela's thick, juicy ass proves tempting as she vacuums, Jordi has no interest in getting up off the couch, where he's enjoying a box of cookies and tall glass of milk. With Canela forced to vacuum around Jordi, he clearly enjoys the proximity to her tits and ass a little too much, leading to him sticking his finger right up Canela's ass as she cleans! Despite her initial annoyance, Canela is eager to take every inch of Jordi's cock right up her ass, and once they're actually fucking and Canela is squirting, Jordi proves to be a surprisingly capable multi-tasker.
Pool cleaners, like plumbers and gardeners, get all the pussy they can handle. Truth. Anastasia Lux watches Steve Q. cleaning the pool and wants his hose. Shees on strong. Steve doesn't need an engraved invitation to see that Anastasia is horny for the big boy. Anastasia told me she likes a man to be rock-hard before she sucks his cock. "But not to the point where it's about to explode," Anastasia said. "I like to take it slowly, and a bit of roleplaying before we even start is good. When I put my hands on it and touch it, I like to feel it already hard. "I love to feel a hard cock between my tits. I can actually do a blow job like that as well, get the dick right here in the middle and suck it. I like to have cum all over my huge boobs and on my face, in my mouth, and I have to say that I like watching it when the spunkes out, so if it's right here between my boobs, I can see it and it's amazing, a beautiful thing. "Somements made by fans online on websites and social media...I find it hilarious how they worship me as if I'm a sexual goddess when I'm actually a very simple, normal girl." Well, the fact is, Anastasia Lux is a sex goddess as well as a boob goddess.
I like to perform extremely naughty sexual acts on random strangers in big buildings and public transportation, Bridgette B. said. "I once had sex in my college chapel." Naughty? I suppose. Having sex in a chapel could fall under "naughty." When I think of naughty, I picture a girl dropping her bath towel with a deer-in-the-headlights expression, not a girl from Spain sucking off a random stranger on a train. Anyway, in this video and photo set, Bridgette B. gets naughty by pouring champagne on her beautiful, naked tits and pussy. As I wrote at the time, "It's only natural that Bridgette B. would slide into naked modeling, lap dancing and porn." She's done a hardcore B&D scene, a threesome with two men and two basic fuck scenes at SCORELAND. Bridgette is a super-pro living and porning in L.A., and there's nothing she can't tackle. "I love sensual girls who know how to actually eat pussy," slim, trim and stacked Bridgette said. "It's delicious to give and to receive. I love anal sex. It's amazing! There's nothing better than getting off from both vagina and ass!" Yeah, Bridgette was born for porn.
Diana Eisley reminds some of your TSG editors of many of the girls from the past, the kind of girl SCOREClassics is showcasing in unedited scenes. No tattoos, big, natural, well-shaped boobs and a bush. A girl who does not look like the typical, modern-day porn star and nude model. The "real girl" appeal. Except this real girl has really large breasts. And to think Diana's entrance into modeling for TSG was kickstarted at a sushi restaurant she was working in. Diana is at the top of the stairs watching JMac. "So you are the famous JMac I've heard so much about," Diana says to him. "I hear you're pretty rough." And right after that introduction, they get wild in the bedroom. "I've actually had rough sex before," Diana said. "So after getting used to how big JMac's dick was, I enjoyed it. I like big dicks and I cannot lie. The meat makes a lot of difference. The motion obviously also can make a difference because the guy who can fuck well is great, but I do like the thought of, 'I just took this giant dick in my pussy. Hot!' "I would be perfectly happy with a guy who's eight inches or so. If their performance is really good, that's fine with me, because if they can fuck me well, I'll be satisfied. But I do prefer big dicks. I have a very sensitive esophagus, so it's hard for me to get much into my mouth, so I do prefer penetration. I am still very, very new to anal. I've basically only done it one time. I've had the tip in, but I said, 'I'm not going any further.'"
Natasha Nice is doing some cleaning in her living room when her stepson, Juan Loco, walks in. He appears a little nervous and asks if he can talk to her about something personal. Natasha assures him that he can talk to her about whatever he likes, and invites him to sit down with her on the couch. Juan reveals that he has a question about sex- but not just ANY kind of sex... he wants to know about ANAL sex. Juan explains that anal sex seems to be the only kind of sex he is interested in, though he's never tried it before. He worries though that he might be weird since no one else at school seems to be interested in it. Natasha assures him that anal sex is perfectly normal, and even admits that she likes anal sex EVEN MORE than other types of sex. Natasha tells Juan that she actually misses anal sex quite a bit, given that her current partner is too old-fashioned to try it. Juan sees this as a perfect opportunity: he needs to learn about anal and Natasha misses having it- so why don't they have anal sex together? It's a win-win! Natasha considers the offer, and although she thinks it might be a little inappropriate, she is moved by Juan's plea and sweet little doe eyes. Natasha agrees, and leads Juan through his first anal encounter- teaching him everything he needs to know about the birds and the... well, you know the rest.