Amateur Girls Firt Time With Strapon

Here's how it was supposed to happen: G-cup natural Amaya May, a dance instructor from Illinois, a total amateur when she walked into our studio for the first time, was going to do her first anal scene. She was going to get ass-fucked by two of our studs. Fine. Better than fine. Great! Here's how it did happen: During the photo shoot, Amaya was bouncing on top of one of the guys in reverse-cowgirl, her tight asshole hugging his cock while she sucked the other guy. Amaya was really enjoying herself, having one orgasm after another, when she suddenly stopped sucking and said, "I want a DP. I want a cock in my pussy and another in my ass." This was truly a rarity. Impromptu DP almost never happens. Certainly not in a girl's first anal scene. And the guys were happy to make her happy. Just to be sure, I went back and looked at the studio calendar for the day this scene was shot. There it was: "BGG Scoreland/SCORE mag Anal + facial." No mention of a DP...until Amaya mentioned it. Girls like Amaya have made SCORELAND special. I'm talking about super-busty girls-next-door who shot for us, fucked for us and never shot for anyone else. They didn't want to be porn stars. They wanted to be SCORE Girls or V-Girls, and we were happy to make their fantasiese true. "I sent my pictures in to SCORELAND for the opportunity to get some modeling work, and within a couple of hours, I was throwing stuff in a bag and trying to catch a plane," Amaya said. "I was, like, 'Oh my god!' Made the plane. I thought I was going to miss that. I got picked up by a nice gentleman when I landed and was driven to my hotel. I got a good night's sleep and was driven to SCORE the next morning. Super exciting." And then, thanks to Amaya, it only got more exciting.
When I was younger, I was embarrassed to get so much attention because of my chest, but now, I enjoy it, Amy Berton said. "I like to wear tight T-shirts and tight dresses with a low neckline." In this hardcore scene, she's dressed in sexy underwear, stockings and a push-up bra under a halter top. She wakes up Tom with a piece of cake, but what he really wants is her big tits. Amy delivers. For a girl who had never done any modeling of any kind, she knows what she's doing. Amy used to be a waitress. She said she liked it but wanted to experience different things. A friend told her about SCORE and how we photograph girls with big tits. Amy was curious, and since she's the adventurous type, she sent us some selfies. We didn't waste any time booking her a plane ticket and getting her clothes off. "I watch football and basketball," Amy said. "I like to swim for exercise. My hobbies are photography and traveling. I like to try extreme sports when I have the opportunity. My plans are to visit Australia, go on a camera safari, swim with dolphins and visit a restaurant that's been awarded a Michelin star." In this scene, Amy spreads her legs wide and puts one leg over Tom's shoulder. She's eager for her shaved, wet pussy to be penetrated and filled. Tom fucks her good and hard. She's as tight as an 18-year-old and submissive. "Amy gave Tom full attention," the photographer told us. "It was like the camera wasn't there." She'll have you standing at attention.
Being a stepfather to a college cutie isn't always easy. For Sasha Rose's stepdad, things get even more difficult when she has her friend Wera Angel to the house for a sleepover. He left them alone in her room, but went in to check on them when he saw a light on very late. You are shocked when her bed looked like a scene from a VR Porn site. The girls were locked in a passionate embrace wearing just lace lingerie. That was enough to get your attention, but what really blew your mind was the huge strapon dildo near their feet. You watch for a moment and is surprised when Sasha wakes up. She tells you that Wera is her new girlfriend and she was just too sexy not to fuck. She can see from the bulge in your pants that you like her too. She knows you don't fuck mom anymore and has seen your porn collection and VR headset. Perhaps you would like to watch while she fucked her sexy friend? Wera doesn't mind having her girlfriend's stepdad watch, but she sees your hard cock and has a better idea. Why don't you join them? Who is going to turn down two such lovely young women when they ask to share your dick? Certainly this horny father. Wera gets to enjoy your big throbbing cock in her pussy while sucking Sasha's fat rubber dick. The kinky girls like every combination of real and rubber dick in their tight young holes. Sasha asks you to cum all over their faces and you grant her wish, gushing geysers of goo for the girls to gulp down. Sasha asks you to keep her girlfriend a secret and you agree, promising that Wera is welcome to stay with them any time she wants.
I love threesomes, blonde Spanish doll Bridgette B. said, "but only if the guys are really into it." How could a man not be into fucking this sexy beauty? Peter and Tony definitely are. They fuck her mouth and pussy, filling both at the same time, and cum all over her tits, which is exactly where a load of cum belongs, if you ask me (and even if you don't ask me). Bridgette is one of those girls who got into porn because she loves sex. And let's stop right there for a minute: I think 99% of girls who do porn get into it for the sex. They might tell their friends (or families) that they're doing it for the money or as a way to express themselves, but just about every porn star I've ever met truly loves sucking and fucking on-camera. I've even seen some of these girls sucking and fucking porn studs off-camera in the studio when the cameras weren't rolling, just because they wanted cock. So, basically, Bridgette will do it anywhere because she loves to fuck and is always horny. "I tried to have sex in my college library, and let's just say it didn't work out because I am really loud and the library is really quiet, so you could hear everything, from the zipper being pulled down to me asking him, 'Did you bring a condom?'" Bridgette said. "Everybody could hear me, but they waited a half-hour before they came up and took us away." And that was before she became a porn star. You could say some things in life are inevitable. "I love sucking toes and I love big boobs," Bridgette said. "I like mind-fucking as foreplay. I can handle as much sex as any guy can give me. My favorite position depends on how long and thick my partner's cock is. I love girls who know how to actually eat pussy. And when I give a guy a blow job, I like to spit on his cock a great deal. The sloppier I get the better. Most guys like a messy blow job with lots of spitting. In fact, I've never met a
We've seen brickhouse brunette Scarlet LaVey sharing a cock with Nikki Smith in a bad girl-good girl scene, although, really, when two girls are sucking and fucking on-camera, who's to say who's the good girl and who's the bad girl? Here, Scarlet has the cock all to herself. She's being photographed. She's wearing sexy lingerie. The photographer gets so turned-on by Scarlet that he decides to put down the camera and feed his cock to her mouth and pussy. Obviously, there was a backup cameraman. Otherwise, we never would have had this scene. This was one of Scarlet's first hardcore scenes, shot when she was only 20 years old. She has the sex moves of a mature woman, but in-person, she can be a bit shy and she acts youthful. Yes, those tits can be a distraction. How can a girl who's so young have such huge tits? Well, she can. We see it all the time. At least at SCORELAND, we do. "I am actually a dancer," Scarlet said. "I danced ballet, jazz, tap and modern for most of my childhood and teenage years, so I work out doing a lot of stretching and dancing. It helps to keep me flexible and keep my body in shape. There are a lot of routines that I do and a lot of moves that keep me limber and help me stretch out my back and legs and stuff. Dancing is actually really good for you because it keeps you flexible. People don't know how hard it is to be a dancer." Well, if she wants to talk about it, we're all ears, but we're going to stare at her tits while she does. Speaking of which, Scarlet said, "When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act. I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when ites to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, 'Oh, my god! Those are real!' really loudly. I was like, 'Yeah they
As the editors at The SCORE Group have emphasized before, the life of a SCORE magazine photographer is a difficult one. He must photograph sexy, naked stunners five days a week--or longer, if he is trapped on an island with them. He must describe what he wants these busty bombshells to do on-set during the shoots in very explicit language,ments that would in everyday life guarantee a slap across his face. His face is often within inches of their pussies, wet from the thrill of exposing themselves to a stranger. He often must wear steel-mesh underwear so the girls don't spot the erections they are giving him. How they have the fortitude to drag themselves to work each day demonstrates their professionalism. Now, here we have Milan, an excellent stud in front of the camera, but behind the camera photographing naked women with big tits, well, we're not so sure. Some of us bet he would cave, especially when we found out that his model was going to be Brooklyn Springvalley. Brooklyn easily seduced him, fucked him several times with her eyes, and got him to put away his camera before she even took her tits out. She wanted his dick in her mouth and pussy ASAP and she wasn't going to let him get away. Our training manual instructs photographers faced with this situation to hide in a locked bathroom, but it was too late. Milan gave in to Brooklyn's seductive ways in record time and his few mild protests didn't work. Using her skills in Boob-Fu, Brooklyn used minimal strength and simple leverage to easily push him onto the bed, get his pants off and swallow every inch of his cock. That was for starters. After getting her giant tits fucked, Brooklyn got on her knees and hands, ass up, head down, and waited for him to stretch her pussy. She was not going to leave the set until her mega-boobs were coated with cum. We may have lost a photographer but we did get a horny scene.
Angel Gee is a lot hornier than the average girl. Some girls look naked fully dressed. Angel is one of them. Angel is only five feet tall and she has 36F-cup tits. That is truly an unbelievable sight. Angel admitted she doesn't watch a lot of porn videos but she's not hurting for personal inspiration. "I want to be the porn star in my bed!" Angel said. "I love to watch myself having sex. That's hot! I'll pick up little things by surfing the Web, and I'll try out new toys. I like that. That's my scene. I feel like I'm my own porn star in my own room. "I love breast play. I love when a guy plays with my rings. Just rub my breasts and go down. I love kissing and I love teasing a guy and making him wait and want me more. That's a big turn-on for me. I love doggie style because he can grab my boobs from behind while he's fucking me. I like to be on top so I can play with them myself. I just like sex. I'm very sexual, so I like to play with myself and have a guy watch me before sex. That's kinda foreplay for me. "My favorite position, besides standing up, is kinda from the side, one leg way up in the air, one of his legs in-between. The first time I tried it felt really good...something I'd never done before. We were all tangled up. We were lying down, and he was behind me. So I had one leg all the way up and one leg on the bed. I'll try anything! But nothing hits me better than doggie style. It goes in further so there's an extra scream toe out."
From behind a seated Chloe Rose, JMac takes handfuls of her heavy, ripe-'n'-ready big boobs encased in her brassiere and plays the jiggly-jiggly game with them. Chloe tells him they're 38E. Reaching down, he rubs Chloe's panty-covered pussy while his other hand still palms her left breast. Holding her bra straps, he continues his boob-quake play, then takes each impressive breast out of the cups. This Texas cutie has glorious breasts. Chloe's tits are patted and rubbed in close-up. Her hand is guided to his bulge so she can squeeze it while she's boob-handled. Removing his hands, he instructs Chloe to bounce her bodacious baps because everyone loves boobs in motion. Chloe is asked if she wants his boner between her boobs. She does, indeed. He takes his cock out of his pants and Chloe opens her mouth to take it in and suck it. This may be her first time on-camera giving a guy a blow job but from what she's doing to his stiffening tool, Chloe's special talent is more than dancing. "I had a threesome with my best friend on her wedding night," Chloe said, proving that there's a lot more to some girls-next-door than we might guess. "I like girls but I like men better." Chloe alternates between sucking and tit-banging her new fuck friend as shees around the couch to rest her breasts on the cushions. JMac vaults over the couch and, ever the gentleman, gives Chloe a place to sit: his pole. The sexy brunette climbs on board facing him for a penetrative party and rides his baloney pony like the Texas cowgirl she is.
Claudia KeAloha's favorite way to take care of a guy she's in bed with? "Well as you may have seen in my videos I love giving head," says Claudia. "I love to get my guy very hard by giving him head before I let him in my pussy." One of the things a guy can do to please the busty lapdancer to no end is to worship the fuck out of her big tits and that's what she wants Rocky to do. Once he does, Claudia is all over his cock, sucking it down deep and squashing it inside her boob valley. This scene is smokin' hot thanks to her. When Claudia fucks with a guy, she's hot, passionate and frantic. Dirty words pour of her mouth and her lusty moans fill the bedroom. Claudia is one of the rare SCORE Girls who says the word cunt. The harder she's fucked, the hornier she gets. Rocky fills her pussy deep, stretching her pussy good. She grinds on it like she's giving his cock a lap dance. Fucking doesn't get any hotter. "I love titty squeezing and sucking foreplay. Kissing and my tits being sucked make me cum the hardest. I want my partner toe in my mouth or on my tits." When their wild coupling reaches its peak, super-sexy Claudia opens her mouth to drink the nut-milk of his balls. Some of it lands on her big breasts. She licks her fingers to get as much as she can in her cum-covered mouth. SCORE: Do guys in clubs recognize you from SCORE? What is their reaction the first time, if they do. Claudia: Yes! They can't believe it's actually me. They check their phones and look at my links. SCORE: Is your sex drive stronger now than when you were just beginning to explore your sexuality? Claudia: Yes, like with everything else, experience counts, dear. Now I know what I want and how I want it. SCORE: Has dancing in a club and modeling increased your sexual appetite or would it be the same without that environment? Claudia: It has increased my knowledge of how to please a man. My sex drive was always high.
What could be hotter for Christmas than learning your hot girlfriend is also into your friend's hot girlfriend? Gift in hand, Tyler Nixon and Alicia Williams are headed to Jay Romero and Eliza Ibarra's place to receive a gift of their own. The couples have been friendly for a while, but this Christmas meetup is about to be really special, because on top of all the other gifts getting exchanged Alicia and Eliza have a special present for their boyfriends.After getting the men settled by the Christmas tree, Eliza and Alicia announce they have one last present from themselves for the guys. They leave the room together, leaving Jay and Tyler to speculate about what their girlfriends might have cooked up. Before long, the girls have reappeared in Christmas coordinated lingerie. To clear up any possible misunderstandings, Eliza and Alicia capture one another's lips in a hot kiss that leaves no doubt that this isn't the first time they've gotten together.The guys could have happily just watched their girlfriends necking, but Eliza and Alicia want so much more than that. Eliza goes to Tyler and Alicia goes to Jay where they're seated on the couch. Climbing into each other's boyfriends' laps, the girls make themselves cozy. Kissing and stroking, they work each man into a sexual frenzy from which there's no coming back, which makes the upcoming couples swap beautifully inevitable.Once the girls are assured of their mutual conquests, they get the men to their feet. Eliza pulls Tyler's cock out while Alicia does the same for Jay's. Rubbing and stroking, they lean in and open wide to begin coordinated blowjobs. The guys are committed now, which makes them enthusiastic participants. The girls keep on sucking until they're both ready for something more hardcore.Getting on her hands and knees on the couch, Eliza invites Tyler to slide into her slippery twat. Meanwhile, Jay sits on the couch so Alicia can mount him in
Seka Black, a 64-year-old wife, mother and grandmother who can never get enough, calls her fuck buddy and asks him toe over, but in the meantime, her other fuck buddyes over. Hey, a woman as horny as Seka can't have enough fuck buddies, but what happens when two of them turn up at the same time? For Seka, the answer to the question is easy: She sucks and fucks them both! Seka used to be an accountant. She was born in New York and now lives in South Florida. She keeps herself in tip-top shape by working out and bicycling. She also enjoys sewing and watching TV. And she's sexy as can be: blond hair, beautiful face, big tits, big ass, curves that go on forever. 60Plus MILFs: So, you used to be a... Seka: Stripper. I thought it would be a great experience to find out what it would be like to be a stripper, and it was fun. 60Plus MILFs: How old were you and where did you strip? Seka: I was about 45 then, and I danced in Fort Lauderdale at Pure Platinum. I loved it. 60Plus MILFs: Howe? Seka: The excitement of teasing, turning on men, especially black men. 60Plus MILFs: In the strip club, did you give lap dances? Seka: Of course! 60Plus MILFs: Was your clientele similar to the other girls'? Seka: Similar, but surprisingly, there were a lot of younger guys, too. They loved the way I Had my own technique of stripping. The other girls didn't have as much clothing on. I love garter belts and stockings. The other girls weren't doing that so much, so it was a turn-on for the younger guys. 60Plus MILFs: What's the wildest thing you've ever done swinging? Seka: On a New Year's Eve, we went to a home and had an orgy. Everyone was fucking everybody. I think five guys played with me at once. They took turns.
Hi, everybody, 59-year-old Minka, the world's bustiest Asian, says at the start of this scene. "You guys wanna fuck me? You wanna come over here and fuck me? Come over here!" She's wearing a white bra that shelves her ginormous tits plus panties, stockings and a garter. This scene was mostly shot from your point of view, so you're grabbing Minka's tits and it's your cock she's sucking and fucking. And, of course, it's your cock she's tit-fucking...because passing on the opportunity to fuck Minka's tits would be a damn shame. Minka stays in incredible shape by playing three to five hours of tennis a day. Yes, she plays tennis with those tits (very well, too). "I think my dedication comes from tennis," she said. "I always had to take care of myself. Starting with middle school, I was on my own. In middle school, I got a scholarship. In high school, I got a scholarship. College, I got a scholarship. Nobody was going to help me. If you don't take care of yourself, you're finished. "So when I came to the United States [from Korea] in 1994, yeah, I cried a lot. 'What am I going to do? I cannot find a job.' When I was little, all I wanted was tennis, but when I came to the United States, I knew I had to take care of myself. And now I have everything. I have a Mercedes. I have a big house. Whatever I want to buy, I can buy. If I want to slow down, I can slow down. "I want to be on top all the time. I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be on top. I don't care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top. Some girls thought they were better than me, and maybe they were for a while, but a couple of years later, I was on top. And look now. Everybody from the '90s is gone, and I'm still here. Who is the top dog? Minka! Doesn't matter, anything I do, I want to be No. 1. "When I was at the national
Kimberly starts off her gangbang about as explicitly as you'd expect, telling her viewers she hopes they enjoy getting off to watching her get fucked and imploring her FIVE COCKSMEN to manhandle her. She asks them to feel her from the inside, pinch her nipples hard, and finger her ass before Chris and Randy go down on her to EAT THE PLEATS. After naturally lubricating her stretchy hole, Randy is the first to sample it with his shaft. Chris turns it into a near gynecological exam by stretching Kimberly's hole wide for the camera with his fingers. She winks at the lens without using her eyes. Neat trick, huh? It's not the only trick Kimberly has up her sleeve, though. After getting tied up and fucked across the pedestal for a round, Kimberly gets back in mish for some face-to-face luv-makin' with Chris, then Randy. The close contact proves too much and Randy blows creampie #1 inside Kimberly while she pulls his ponytail. How has it taken this long for one of the girls to do that? She asks Jason to stick his finger in her butt to make the 'pie crest out of her pussy. She certainly knows her body because it works like a charm. Kimberly's Cocksmen get her on the floor early this week for some serious pile-drivers, followed by a little wall-fucking with Eddie Jaye. That turns into an impressive suspension bridge between Mr. Jaye and Chris. Kimberly defies gravity. After that, the DOUBLE VAG starts. This time it's not just once for a minute or two. She rotates through nearly all the guys in almost every combination possible on-and-off for the last half of her gangbang. Eddie and Jason get the first D.V. in reverse cowgirl, followed by Eddie and Chris, but then Kimberly switches it up for some regular cowgirl D.V. with Chris and Randy, affording the cameras a great view of the D.V. Eddie wants to try the tight squeeze too before Will sticks his dick in Kimberly's mouth to make her AIRTIGHT. With all the hot D.V. action, the Cocksmen
She's so pretty. That curvy bod and that red hair. That girlish smile. Amerie Thomas is waiting at the window for her delivery, and while she waits, she fingers a nipple, kisses and sucks it to make it stiff. What's Amerie waiting for? A delivery man to deliver his cock for her to play with. Knowing this guy, she has nothing to worry about. Tony is always on time. Amerie steps back to the bed and peels off her tight jeans. She has thong panties on. Laying back, she feels herself up and fondles her thighs and her big tits. She can't wait and, slipping a hand down her panties, she starts without the deliveryman. While Amerie is pleasuring herself and waiting, we flashback to a chat she had with the XL Girls director. What criterion does Amerie use to know if she is going to definitely fuck a guy? How did she make the move into nude modeling and porn? What kind of oral sex does she prefer? These questions are answered. Then we're back to Amerie on the bed touching her lovely boobs. Tony arrives just in time with his package. He pulls down her thong, spanks her sexy snatch while she sucks his dick. For their first sex position, Amerie climbs on board and rides him in a reverse cowgirl. She leans back and props herself up on her arms while he pumps her, then she reverses and moves into a cowgirl. "Stick those tits in my face," Tony tells her. A big cream filling is in Amerie's immediate future when his hose spurts deep inside her pussy. Amerie told us her favorite fucking position. "I love doggie. He can pound me as hard as he wants and I will beg him to go harder. Pull my hair, choke me a little, spank me...."
It's "Sex Education" time at XL Girls. Not for Samantha 38G. She knows everything about sex. It's for pupil Rocky who wants to increase his word knowledge. His quest to learn is not going to last long. Not when the blonde sexbomb's chest is weaving its magic. Yes, Samantha's tits are spellbinding. Rocky's going to switch from studying new words to learning all about Samantha's huge tits and a whole lot more. He comes closer and stands by her side and not because he wants to enlarge his vocabulary. Samantha teaches Rocky all kinds of new words as she opens his fly and takes his cock in her right hand and his nuts in her left and plays with them very casually, like she does this every day in her classroom. Samantha was always a fine teacher. Her special cock and balls hand job will make a guy do anything. Samantha unbuttons her blouse and slowly jacks his stiffening shaft. She wants to know the Spanish word for cock. Wetting the head of his prick, Samantha puts it between her massive mountains, giving him a tit-fuck with her bra on. Samantha suggests they vacate the classroom and go to a nearby teacher's lounge where they can be alone. Once there, she kneels on the floor and proceeds to give Rocky an awesome blow job. Taking her tits out of her bra and letting them dangle, she sucks and strokes his wood. He sits on the couch so she can get on the couch also to suck and tit-fuck him before she takes his sausage deep inside her pussy. "Sex Education" marks Samantha's first XXX scene since K-JUGS. And that's something to celebrate.
We haven't shot a lot of DP scenes at SCORELAND. There are several reasons for that. One, a lot of our girls aren't experienced porn pros. Some of them never do hardcore, and many who do just shoot a handful of scenes and that's it. Double penetration is an advanced skill. A girl has to take a cock in her pussy and ass at the same time. She's getting drilled by two big men, and she's right in the middle of the action. Another reason is that in DP scenes, the focus tends to be on the girl's pussy and asshole, but at SCORELAND, we're focused on the tits. Nonetheless, SCORE Girl Stephanie Stalls forged ahead and got double-stuffed. This was the first time she'd done a DP on-camera, and she asked me once again, "Howe you always give me the biggest guys?" Well, as you're about to see, because she can take them. As Elliot once wrote, very few SCORE Girls can handle a DP. Daphne Rosen and Holly Halston are well-known for their DPs. So are Sandra Star, Angel Wicky and Tigerr Benson. SCORE Guys are divided over seeing DP. About a third like them; one-third say it's too much male in the way; another third would rather see a threesome with two big-boobed girls and one guy (the #1 male fantasy) and the remainder arepletely neutral. Stephanie's talked about having wild, crazy sex in public with boyfriends, but she's never talked about threesomes and anal. Maybe she'd rather do it than talk. Anyway, here's Stephanie in a rare DP.
Previously on Mommy's girl, stepmom Ava Addams and stepdaughter Darcie Dolce secretly engaged in a sensual lesbian sexcapade, pleasing their utmost fantasies. They promised to never let anyone know about their lesbian involvement, especially Darcie's father. But Darcie confides in her best friend Jade Nile giving the jaw dropping juicy details about her lesbian incident. Jade knows all too well the pleasures of fucking another woman as she spills the juicy details of her very own lesbian experiences. Little did the girls know the sneaky step mom is listening to them bitch and complain about how crazy all these wannabe step mother's are and how they think they can get away with seducing their daughters to gratify their lesbian urges.Ava has heard enough of them calling her a whore and a conniving bitch stepping in to defend herself. She calls Darcie out, saying that she is just as guilty. Ava forces Darcie to tell the whole story but Darcie has absolutely nothing to say. Ava rants on about how crazy and malicious her stepdaughters are, and if anyone is a victim in this lesbian charade it's herself. It's time that Ava shows these girls a lesson or two on parental respect!Ava grabs Darcie by the hair and spanks her ass, forcing her to admit how much she likes being fucked by her mother. Jade's jaw drops to the floor as she hears Darcie admit how much she enjoys being pleased sexually by other women. Darcie drops to her knees plowing her mouth deep on Ava's massive nipples. Jade doesn't want to feel left alone as Ava's orders Darcie to invite her to join in the lesbian fun. Jade lays on the bed as Ava sits on her face feeling her warm tongue slither over her wet pussy as Darcie's mouth sucks on Jade's hairy pussy sculpting a beautiful threesome. They laugh and giggle enjoying back to back orgasms , tribbing harmoniously and finishing Jade off with some double tongue mother-daughter pussy eating synchronicity!