You'd be lucky to find me wearing any clothes around the house, said Barbie Kelley, the stacked wife of a devoted SCORE reader. She must have meant unlucky. We'd be very lucky to find Barbie naked around the house or anywhere. "I am a very sexual being," Barbie said. "I enjoy sex eight times a week. My favorite sex position is whichever position is driving us to the brink. Not knowing what position I will end up in is an aphrodisiac in itself. When I give a blow job, I am a swallower for the most part. Occasionally when there's a camera around or if I am just being a little naughty, I will play with his cum. "I have had sex in public. It was at a roadside park. I happened to have some toys in the car, and when we stopped, I began to play with myself using one of my favorite vibrators. My husband had to get out of the car and stand by my window to block other people from seeing me at one point. When traffic in the parking lot slowed down, we managed to enjoy mind-blowing orgasms with the sun shining down on us. We drove away with a smile on our faces." In this scene, Barbie is a horny wife (no fiction there) whose husband (again, no fiction; this is Barbie's real-life hubby) brings home a new employee. The employee sees Barbie walking around in barely nothing and gets to fuck her. With hubby's blessing, of course. Nice guy, this Mr. Kelley, sharing his busty wife with the world.